it's not the way you plan it: Archive

Feliz Ano Novo para todos vocês

Dec 31st

me : honey im home
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me : oh i forgot he's on tour

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

Dec 31st

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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs* 
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
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Band member: 
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster. 
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But - 
Me: Poster.

Dec 30th

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I wish I was someone's tumblr crush |:

Dec 30th

ask limit I HATE THIS

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Dec 27th

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ME: ITS HAYLEY WILLIAMS BIRTHDAY
Family: Why would you care?She wouldn't care if it was your birthday.
ME: BECAUSE SHE IS MY BABY AND SHES GROWING UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I'M SO PROUD OF HER AND I JUST WANT HER TO KNOW I'M HERE FOR HER AND I LOVE HER AND I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY ON HER 23 YEAR ON THIS EARTH AND OMG I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY AND BE HAPPY AND JUST BE HAPPY
Family: I worry about you all the time.

Dec 27th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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me after my first concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life
2nd concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life
3rd concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life
me after every concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life

Dec 24th

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